Obviously, not here; altered the name to keep folks from mistakenly coming here. Loved the first two updates, though.
UPDATE 8:00am Texas time: The longest day of 2012 has barely begun and we already have vote fraud allegations.
UPDATE 8:15am Texas time: It’s already old news, but the first official counts are in, with Barack Obama taking a commanding lead. Dixville Notch, NH and Hart’s Location, NH have opened and closed their precincts.
President Obama and Republican Mitt Romney each won five votes in the small town of Dixville Notch, which was the first to announce its results after polls opened and closed within 43 seconds.
In Hart’s Location Obama won with 23 votes, Romney received 9 and Libertarian Gary Johnson received 1 vote after 5 minutes, 42 seconds of voting. The towns have enjoyed first-vote status since 1948.
Alright, not so commanding a lead, but those are the first official results. In 2008, Obama beat McCain 15-6 in Dixville Notch. Obama lost 2/3 of his vote totals for that precinct, while Republicans only lost 1/6 of theirs. (Hey, it’s early. May as well have some fun with the first official results, right?)