Assume all of world history is a movie. What are the biggest plotholes? : AskReddit

MAJOR LANGUAGE WARNING, DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ CURSING AND FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE DON’T CLICK ON THE LINK!

That said, if you can stand some cursing, very funny.

 

Opens with Wright brothers furiously scribbling notes, crumpling up papers and tossing them over the shoulder.One draws something, looks back at the other to take a look. They smile and nod at each other.

Construction. Some things break and fall on one guy’s foot, laughter ensues.

The plane is then seen flying above the clouds; Wright bros high five in cock pit. Camera pans out and EVERY other plane to be invented soar up through the clouds in triangle formation to a heavy metal guitar solo.

Arms race time. Split screen with Russians and US building various space craft. Sweaty worker guys are exhausted on the verge of giving up; government officials are impatient looking. Russians have scars and eye patches. Sputnik is launched and Russians have evil grins.

Americans watching the news look dejected and worried. We see angered scientists return to their work, determined.

Moon launch. Armstrong lands, plants flag, turns to camera and jumps in the air with his fist in the air Edit: yelling “FUCK YEAH!” Freeze frame at highest point of the moon jump. End.

via Assume all of world history is a movie. What are the biggest plotholes? : AskReddit.

 

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