As for me, I’m sort of in the middle. As a biblical adaptation, Noah is certainly an utter failure, but as a weird little sci-fi flick with religious undertones, it’s not that bad really. And it’s not like everything in it is a complete fabrication. Even the ridiculous twelve foot tall multi-armed rock monsters have some basis in scripture, as Daniel McInerny points out over at Aleteia. Still, if you don’t want to spend any money on Noah out of principle, feel free to wait until it shows up on the SyFy channel as that’s where it’s undoubtedly headed.