LILEKS (James) :: The Bleat 2014

Apparently this was launched before Putin started to act like it would be a grand idea to get the old gang together, but they ought to take it off the market and say “hey, you know, what can we say? It was kinda kitschy a few years ago, but still commanding – gotta admit that bottle stood out. But in retrospect slapping the symbol of oppression, slavery of captive nations, and institutionalized murder suggested we hadn’t read a history book, and after looking through wikipedia – whoa Stalin, buddy, talk about Comrade Overboard there – we’re rebranding it as Kronstadt Vodka, in honor of those who rose up against the Bolsheviks. Rest assured it still has the same crisp, clean taste.”

via LILEKS (James) :: The Bleat 2014.

 

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