Coffee in the Nose

Cat Rotator's Quarterly

Overheard from the music section at the Christian Bookstore as I was waiting to pick-up a textbook order:

Dear Little Old Lady: “And I told the preacher exactly what I want at my funeral and give him a list, and the organist, and my daughter too.”

Friend: “Do you think they’ll pay attention?”

DLOL: “They’d better. If they start playing ‘I come to the Garden’ like they did at Old Man’s Burkett’s service, I swear I’ll get up and march out. I never did like that song.”

Ow, coffee in the nose, ow.

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One thought on “Coffee in the Nose”

  1. Better do as she wants because she might actually do it. [Very Big Grin]

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